The Dirty Deeds
Editor in Chief - Johnny
Issue No 3

Showdown of the Wizards
Story by: Johnny
LA wizard Hairlock challenges fellow LA wizard Aristide to a duel. Will we see a battle of the naked wizards? We will see if Aristide accepts the challenge.

Detroit in Shame
Story by: Johnny
Detroit is in Shame today as it's leader Angelo Peruzzi was arrested for prostitution. Sources say that an undercover agent was approached by a man who're offering services for a cheap rate. Detroit Mayor says he is going to implement a law to put as n end to the prostitution in Detroit.

Miami Goes Green
Story by: Johnny
Miami leader Chariz stuns the nation as he decides to run an avocado farm. Florida is known for their oranges, but now avocados? Mr. Chariz, from The Dirty Deeds I personally wish you luck sir.