FIRST STREET BOSS OPENS BAR IN VEGAS

The very first private bar appeared in our community last night, opening in Las Vegas. A small number of clientele are already being classed as regulars, although it is rumoured that MrCastle is in fact running a gang from the premises and has taken the title of Street Boss.

Our reporter spoke to the new Street Boss and asked about the gang rumours. MrCastle was open about his dealings, saying that he had been speaking to some associates for some time, and had decided that he wanted his own private bar. His opportunity came along with a bar offer from a retiring landlord and MrCastle took ownership of the property sometime yesterday evening. When pressed again about the rumours of the gang running from his establishment, MrCastle stated that he had a few good friends working for him in different capacities in order to make the running of the bar a bit easier. He added that he was on the look out for more staff, people to run errands and so on, with no questions asked. “All I ask is that if people want to join me, they should drop by the bar and have a word. I’m always interested in meeting new people, and it’s an ideal opportunity with an establishment such as the one I have now.”

MrCastle has named his Bar ‘Quei Onorati’ which can be found on the corner of Fourth and Lincoln in Las Vegas.
MAFIOSO SPENDING TIME

By: Jimmy_Luciano
As of recent there has been a spike in the numbers of sentences handed out, and the amount of time sentenced, says Chicago Circuit Court Judge Dread. "The number's of Mafioso being busted these day's are alarming" The judge was quoted as saying "The spike in the number's is coming from federal agencies trying to retake the streets back from organized crime.

FBI spokesman Bob Daniel's stated that "The FBI is has launched an operation called 'Operation Cleanup' to rid our street's of the evil's of organized crime." But the Mafioso aren't going down without a fight either. In the past two day's alone over fifty police officers and federal agent's have sustained injuries attempting to arrest suspects. "The Mafioso appear to be just as determined to run the street's as we are" stated Chicago mayor, Ben Reeves. "The increase of drug trafficking. felonies, mugging's, petty crimes and murders have been on the rise for the past six month's, and it's time for the government to fight back" he also added. It has been obvious to us all the increase of bust, security at the local jails, and the length of the sentences the government is trying to prevail, but will they be able to?
BUBBA ESCAPED ?

By: BlueCloud

Rumours have been spread that the notorious criminal B. Bubba has escaped from jail. a lot of people all ready were the victim of his brutal raping-addiction. The police still refuse to give us any more information and say that it are just some people that think they're being funny by go around dressed as a notorious bandit, and that there is no reason to be afraid, Mr. Bubba is still in his prison cell.

Rumours are being spread that Bubba likes the taste of gambling and is now attempting to buy some of the slot machines and horses, also rumours say that he is getting help from "the outside" they helped him to escape, so it is possible that he may be getting protection here too. Also people reported that they heard someone saying something about being asked to marry Bubba, maybe some sort of code language ?

The Gazette will bring more information as we have it, but in the mean time, if you spot the gangster, please contact the authorities by phoning 911
WE HEAR THAT....

Gossip Column By: Trixie

Since the opening of the Mafia Sewing circle, more and more mobsters have been cross dressing, and flaunting what they do not have to get in. The Men are dressing like woman, and the woman are sporting some very manly facial hair that we here, at the Gazette find rather endearing. From Scones to Super heroes, This Circle is outstanding. This Tight Knit group is willing to take donations and Sew just for those who cant. Sure things may get a little hairy.. But I'll be keeping my eyes on these ladies just to see what they are up too.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

LA COSA NOSTRA

Many Mafioso or so they call themselves, Don’t know what "La Cosa Nostra" means, well for all you that are not quite up to speed "La Cosa Nostra" means "This think of ours". In which the Italian Americans came up with to call the mafia.

So I have want to get the word out me and some fellow Mafioso are starting the LCN(La Cosa Nostra) syndicate. In which we respect this thing of ours. Also to get rid of all the scum of our world suck as random wackers and the ones we hate the most random muggers. In this movement me and my fellow Mafioso will try to offer protection to those that would not be interesting in joining our syndicate. We have no enemies except for those who are against it. So by joining this you will be doing our world a favour.

From: FrankieCicero
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1 Slick Rat $129,999
2 Metallic Chick $24,999
3 Slippery Momma $24,999
4 Dirty Maniac $24,999
5 Magic Rebel $229,999

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