Halloween Times – Spooky Edition #1
Chief Editor – Ed ‘Pumpkin Head’ Harley

Miami Halloween Party Game Goes Wrong
By Boris Karkeys

An early Halloween party in downtown Miami, was not the place to be in the small hours of Saturday morning. Amid the vampires, monster masks and clown costumes, some spooky events were about to take place that would have serious repercussions across the entire country.

Police were called in to attend after a candy apple bobbing contest had tempers flaring between two local mobsters, Don Harrow and his Consigliere, Arthur Shelby. Reports are that Don Harrow had been bobbing and remained undefeated for three hours straight until Shelby removed his hat and accepted the challenge.

On lookers explained that another three hours passed with both men matching each other bob for bob. Finally, Harrow could take no more with shouts of ‘I’m not a fish!’ as he brandished his revolver, emptied out the bullets and challenged Shelby to a game of one in the chamber. Shots were fired. A police chase ensued that saw both men heading to Chicago to avoid the heat and to continue the deadly game.

The body of Don Harrow was discovered shortly after on a sidewalk in Chicago with Shelby believed to be the culprit. However, his victory was short lived as he was allegedly gunned down by a Detroit mobster soon after.


Halloween Event Across the Country goes – LIVE!
By Laurie Strode

The trick or treat season is finally upon us again with goodies being stashed throughout the cities. In total, nine different candies have been placed in selected locations and are waiting to be discovered.

Find those candies and you’ll receive a Costume bag and a Goodie bag. There are four costumes to collect and if you manage to do it, you’ll receive a special prize just in time for the big Halloween party coming next week! Or you could just be a grump and fill your face on them.


Trick or Treat – Assault on New York
By Jorge A. Romero

Sunday afternoon turned red as we saw more bloodshed in the city of Chicago. It’s reported, clown dressing mobster Penny-Wise turned rogue on his Chicago family and began attacking New York Consigliere, Fiorenzuola, while his back was turned.

The New York mobster was left dying on the sidewalk while further fighting between Don Penny-Wise and New York Boss, RonnySchiatto took place. The shooting soon subsided leaving a bloody mess behind.

Twenty-four hours passed before a full assault on The Brooklyn Mob took place in New York. It was soon clear that Penny-Wise had joined forces with the Detroit crime family to takeout the New York mobsters in a trick or treat style attack.

Three Don’s lay in wait for the New York head, Don Marino around mid-afternoon. Upon his arrival, Don Marino with two of his Consigliere’s in Bean Machine and BobTheCrafter, set to defend their turf against the invading forces.

It’s reported, Detroit Don Whispers and Penny-Wise were both sent running from New York as the bullets began to fly. Detroit Don Remi was the first high ranker to fall as Don Marino finished him off.

The following evening, the Godfather of Detroit, Ernie took his men to New York to try and finish the battle. He was soon confronted by New York Consigliere Misfit who began unloading slugs on the Godfather. Battle recommenced and this time it seemed as though nothing would be held back.

New York Wise Guy, Providence was the first to die as Detroit tried to take down Misfit’s back up. However, the tables turned as Consigliere Misfit, soon killed Detroit’s Don Whispers. Made Man Cyrus, quickly became the second Detroit man to die, as Misfit began hitting the Detroit Godfather. This led Godfather Ernie to flee New York for Chicago.

Several minutes upon his arrival, Ernie was met with bullets from another New York mobster, Ricky Garcia. Rogue Penny-Wise jumped to help the wounded Ernie and killed Boss Garcia. Up stepped, New York Consigliere, Bean Machine.

Bean Machine traded with Godfather Ernie on the bloody streets of Chicago. Once again, the Godfather quickly planned his escape, to run from Chicago to Las Vegas in a final bid for survival. This in turn, left rogue Penny-Wise to trade off against the valiant Consigliere, Bean Machine.

As Ernie landed in Las Vegas, his fate was sealed. He was soon met with a bullet in the head from Los Angeles Don, Muppet who had seen the injured Godfather arrive.

Heading back to Chicago, the battle between Bean Machine and Penny-Wise, reached it’s climax. Both men lay dead as Bean Machine took out the Don but received a fatal shot in return.

The Detroit family has since lost its new leader, Consigliere QueefBlast as New York mobster, BobTheCrafter, finished him off in one shot early on Wednesday.

The dust looks to finally be settling just in time for the Halloween festivities to begin.