EDITORS NOTE

So I had to bring this to OOC again I was trying to refrain because OOC is pretty much a dead forum (probably because it doesn't help you rank "click click click"). I digress, I came here to address a few accusations made after the last paper so it's here in the open, if any of you want to put your point across and prove me wrong here is your chance.

Quote courtesy of God himself.

Vaste

SEVERELY OUTCLASSED

America has been quaking in the wake of the recent war between LA and Denver lately. The war started out of the blue after the previous war had ended with peace terns being agreed amicably between the two leaders but Harry's little brother Dillon must have wanted to finally be out of his older brothers overwhelming shadow and started a war against the minnows in Denver for their loose and fast use of the term "yo".

This was never going to be the war of the ages considering the respective status of the two families but as is the norm now the war went on for a while with little to no action.

At first the Denver family was caught unawares or a number of their members tried to show their bravado and fell swiftly to Dillon's gun but with only 3 people of note in LA it wasn't going to be long before Omar seemed revenge. It's understood that Rant Casey was in a meeting in which he was offered a way out of the war safely in which he brought Petface. When Rant honourably refused he and Pet face were ambushed and taken out of play leaving Dillon and his horde of bullet takers to fight against the 3 remaining fighters in Denver.

Omar was rather stupidly caught on his own when he was buying a packet of cigarettes ny Dillon who was in the store to buy himself a couple sticks of jerky. It would be a lie if I said a gun fight took place but instead Dillon assassinated Omar before Omar's bodyguards could respond.

It's understood that with Omar's death Dillon continued to seek success and continued to try and slaughter the remaining two in Denver going after young Marlo. A wiser leader, such as pet face, would have known that the war was over with Omar's death and offered the two in Denver terms so the world could move on but clearly this game isn't about being mature business men with the goal of making money instead it's about killing everyone from the families you've historically disliked. Which is why, in this reporters opinion, Dillon destroyed the terns agreed between Petface and Omar brokered by Damien Thorn. This is the pathetic mindset that encouraged the onslaught of Dillon on the previous issue, this is why people funded for Dillon to be displaced (the money and favours will be returned) and thank god justice has happened with Marlo's bodyguard hitting Dillon near fatal and Marlo swiftly finishing the job.

In death your transgressions are forgotten RIP Don Omar and Don Winston. Our prayers are with Marlo and Harry Winston in these dark days.

WHO ARE YOU?

Who are you? Who were you? Are you so and so? Its funny, you ask these questions alot but don't realise the consequences of them.

A number of you were offended when I laid into Severe with what was perceived as personal information but if you so frequently refer to yourself by your known aliases I'm allowed to use all the stuff I've learnt about you over the years (within the boundaries of the game's rules obviously). If you want to start being treated for just your character play incognito and have no history for people like me to rely upon.

Also what are the boundaries? Basically, anything that you can change us up for grabs. If you're fat, fair game. If you don't like it diet. If you live with your parents playing computer games as an adult instead of trying to find a job then fair game. If you have terrible facial hair, fair game. If you cyber with a catfish and we find out, fair game. If you don't like any of these things change them about yourself.

On the flip side, I won't abuse you for shot you can't control. So race, gender, colour, creed, sexual orientation, etc etc off the table. I even include religion in this category because many of you have been indoctrinated since birth and can't actually change your religion.

We've come to a point in this game whereby we need to let go of this mentality. The userbase is low and when we do get new people out paranoia sets in so we end up holding them back or persecuting them as someone else. Look at Cal Velaro for example. No one knows who he is or was, he's probably new, could be someone old returning (there's been a resurgence of old timers) but no we wacked him because he might be del boy.

In summary, if you're going to be kids I'm going to treat you as such. If you want a paper that focuses on the issues only then make your actions about the issues only. If you want a playground paper that takes the piss out of you and the stuff you let people on the Internet find out then,as you are.

EDITORS MUSINGS

Normally the Severely F Fat section would go here but I maintain all transgressions should be forgotten with death so I've not accepted the submission from the writer of this article. If anyone else would like to run a section here it's up for grabs and I'm particularly interested in hearing from those who think the paper is biased. If the paper is biased feel free to submit an article to balance the weighting. If you don't want to write an article give me your story and I'll write the article for you.

As a warning, my brother has died recently in real life and I will be away (abroad) for a month maybe two to support my family and help organise the funeral. There will not be a paper in this time and I'd really appreciate if you didn't kill me whilst I'm offline. If you do the paper is over, as I'm itching to rank (so a blessing to me really), your choice.

I had a special request from one of my loyal readers for an honourable mention and in that vain the quote of the day is from Kent

"Fuck you, man"

Inspirational.