Mafia Gazette
Edition 38

Editor Anonymous


DON JOEY VALENTINE ARRESTED AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHY!
Writer – Anonymous

Well it was believed that Don JoeyValentine was untouchable and that his reach within the political system and the police force was endless. However it appears police found JoeyValentine and his right hand man Warrenpeace naked in the back seat of a car pleasuring themselves as members of their crew acted out a rape scenario on one another.

The police officers were dumbfounded and couldn’t believe what they were seeing. Our sources say that when they were arrested and booked the Chief was so disgusted with them they were placed in solitary confinement with Bubba Jean a know sex offender of the prison.

ONE FLEW OUT OF THE COUP NEST
Writer – Anonymous

Reports are coming out of the prison that during JoeyValentine’s incarceration a member of his own crew snuck into the Prison and tried to kill him. The Warden caught word of this while the act was taking place and stopped the murder attempt but not before the assailant got away.

MIAMI HEAT ON THE RISE
Writer – Anonymous

Don Chariz has been the target of many attacks. The war being waged against him was thought to be over. However, word on the street is he is making a strong push for Godfather. Its said that he has had spies in dozens of crews throughout the US pooling intel and has been methodically cleaning up other crews from the inside out.

The police Chief of the Miami crime division has issued a warning that the Chariz family known as Sons and Soldiers is to be be shot on sight. Even after this public announcement was made bodies were found of known Mobsters TheRedPriestess, NotoriousBIG, Bruno_Bellotii, and MrGolding. Police are investigating these murders and asking for citizens with any information that are brave enough to come forward to help put the SAS behind bars.

In Memoriam

TheRedPriestess
NotoriousBIG
Bruno_Bellotti
MrGolding
Vi_Carter
Absent
Furious
EnricoPariotti
Gunny

Happy Birthday!

Himiko