The Dirty Deeds
Editor in Chief - Johnny
Issue No 2

Mages?
Story by: Johnny
The streets have seen a couple loonies walking around naked claiming to be mages or wizards. This reporter is wondering if the United States has been introduced to a new drug or was it the use of alcohol that has people thinking that they can use magic. Aristide and Hairlock, if you can really use magic then magic me up some prize winning horses and the appointment of President of the United States.

Schizophrenic on the Loose
Story by: Johnny
Reports have it that a schizophrenic only known as Veetosboyfriend had escaped the mental hospital. He was making claims that he and Las Vegas Don Veeto were in fact gay lovers. The loony was on the loose until he was shot down on Friday the 13th. Thank you to whoever took care of the loony. Veeto, if its true, my deepest regards for your now dead lover. I know there are plenty more fish in the sea.

Man Arrested For President's Daughter's Suicide
Story by: Johnny
Powerslide Sr was recently picked up in Detroit for kidnapping The President's daughter, taking her to a cheap burger joint and then taking her to a cheap roach infested hotel. He slipped her some drugs and then he changed clothes into a dress, wig and makeup. He then had his way with The President's daughter and left her there ashamed of what happened. Witnesses from the hotel say that she then went and drowned herself in the bath tub. Powerslide was bailed out with the amount of $2 million.