IN YOUR VASTE - Issue 17

EDITOR'S NOTE

Thanks for your feedback, both positive and negative, I'll try to implement the changes you asked for. Unfortunately, I won't change the name sorry disappoint any Jerks who requested this.

PAPER WARS!

A new paper has been launched to rival our own and quite frankly we here at In Your Vaste are delighted with the welcome competition. The new paper is called the Devil's Paper and is a niche paper targeted at the Italian community written in broken Italian. The content was otherwise a good read with a heavy focus on our chief reporter Meyer Lansky. Meyer was bot approached for an interview at the time but has had numerous conversations with them since and looks forward to seeing what interesting sound bites are used going forward.

In a bid to help this new paper progress we here at In Your Vaste are offering use of our facilities and machinery with no oversight in a bid to help this fledgling paper take hold and hopefully be one of the few papers to make it to at least 5 issues.

THE TALE OF THE TAPE

After a slow start the fight is starting to turn away from the favourite Cavenelli as Middleton starts to take more advice from his corner man Dick Dastardly and maybe Cavenelli's weakness was the overconfidence of turning up without anyone in his corner. But being only 3 rounds in there's more than enough time for the tide of this fight to turn.

Many well known faces have been seen including Las Vegas Made Man Jerkin Jackson and all the glitz and glamour, or lack thereof has been recorded by Red Photo's of Miami.

PRIZE FIGHTERS WANTED

Team Money (Talks) is looking for fighters for the next boxing match. Paper editor Vaste has suggested hosting the fight in Denver and has offered to do an exhibition fight against former Denver mayor Gumby but it has been rumoured that Gumby has vetoed this plan saying nothing should over shadow his latest statue unveiling. New venues are still being considered. Please contact Meyer Lansky for more information.

THE HITLIST:

In response to your feedback I will amend the hitlist but only show hits where the rewards have been fully funded (we'll assume any non funded hits as bluster). There are no costs to using the hitlist and hits will remain after the placer of the hit passes. If you'd like to negotiate placing an anonymous hit or a removal of a hit please contact Meyer Lansky.

Wex - 30 favours
Glitch - 15 favours

THE RISE OF THE DEAD

An interesting development has occurred in the long outstanding war that has plagued our cities with former street boss Stone being promoted to Made Man. With Fenton and Stone being the last remaining men on the side of the west coast devil's alliance and with many of their rivals already being made it was seen as a foregone conclusion that these two would fall but with stones recent promotion and with his gun rumoured to be lethal the tide might be turning on their favour. We eagerly await to see the outcome of this long ensuing battle.