Halloween Times – Spooky Edition #2
Chief Editor – Ed ‘Pumpkin Head’ Harley

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD!
NEW YORK HITS BACK!
By Herman Munster

Wednesday night saw the war recommence as violence and bloodshed took the country by storm. The crime families of Las Vegas and Chicago were ready to face off against New York, in what would turn out to be a night full of horror and gore.

It is reported, Goomba Salvatore Daquila was the first body to drop in Chicago as former Consigliere to the Chicago family, Anxiety gunned him down. Word soon spread to recently promoted Don of New York, BobTheCrafter who was in Chicago on business at the time.

A firefight between Don Bob and Consigliere Anxiety ensued. However, it was short lived as Anxiety fled to Las Vegas. Don Beserker, the new head of Chicago, jumped into the fray to takeover. This sparked Godfather of New York, Marino to make his entrance into Chicago and switch positions with Don Bob, who headed back to defend New York.

Within minutes, Godfather Marino fired upon Don Beserker hitting him with superficial and major bullet wounds. New York Earner Doom was another body to fall as the blood began to flow on the streets of Chicago. Wounded and realising he was overmatched, Don Beserker and Made Man High Ben, headed to New York to attack Don Bob.

Don Bob was soon dead with Beserker claiming the kill. However, the victory was short lived. New York Boss Wipeout began firing upon Don Beserker hitting him with a near fatal shot. New York Made Man Lloyd also took out the Chicago Made High Ben, with one shot. Don Beserker took refuge from the church and escaped New York as quickly as he had entered. He landed in Denver.

New York Boss Veracocha found where Beserker was hiding out and the violence continued. Beserker killed Veracocha but suffered major and superficial wounds from the New York Boss. An enraged Godfather Marino was soon on the scene in Denver to settle the score. A couple of minutes passed before Don Beserker was laid as a lifeless carcass, trickling blood into the gutter.

Next up, Las Vegas Don, Scarface.

Scarface touched down in Denver to fight it out with New York Godfather Marino. Gunfire lit up the Denver skies and blood splattered the sidewalks as the bodies of mobsters fighting for their families piled up.

An epic and lengthy battle between Godfather Marino and Don Scarface proceeded, with neither man budging ground. New York Boss Wipeout and Capo Badass fell protecting their Godfather before Marino finally slay the Las Vegas Don. As Marino’s gun smoked, the Las Vegas family were finished.

The death of the Las Vegas Don brought Anxiety back out of hiding and back into the fight. Anxiety headed to Denver to fire upon Godfather Marino. The battle was short lived, and another Chicago family member was dead at the hands of the Godfather of New York.


GODFATHER DOWN
A TALE OF SURE SHANK REDEMPTION
By R.J. MacReady

The reputed Godfather of a Chicago crime syndicate lay dead on a slab in the Atlanta morgue last week as the assault on New York continued. It’s unclear why the war began in the first place, but we know that the crime families in Detroit, Chicago and Las Vegas banded together to target ‘The Brooklyn Mob’ of New York and its alleged leader, Marino, in a ploy to remove them from power.

A New York mobster known as Tricky had been in the passenger seat of a truck loaded to the rafters with booze and enough cocaine to flatten Honolulu. Unbeknown to crime boss Tricky, the Feds had planted an ‘inside man’. While the truck stopped at a gas station on Elm Street in Atlanta to refuel, Tricky was arrested with his pants down in the gas stations restroom. The truck was seized and Tricky found himself in a jailhouse in Atlanta.

Unluckily for Tricky he found himself on the wrong end of a fatal shanking from a Chicago mobster known as Kyle, who was serving some time in a nearby cell. Word soon spread of the deed as it became apparent that Chicago had ordered the shanking, meaning that they had joined the war against New York.

It is reported that Chicago Godfather, Hermione, had ordered the hit on New York and on Los Angeles Don, Muppet. The Godfather and Don Muppet seemed to have history between them, with one insider saying that Don Muppet was the Godfathers ‘Achilles heel’.

Upon Kyle’s release from jail in Atlanta, New York Consigliere, Ronny Schiatto was waiting to settle the score. Hearing the news, Godfather Hermione also travelled to Atlanta, where all hell was about to break loose.

The bullets began to fly as Ronny Schiatto shot at Kyle and Godfather Hermione shot at Don Muppet. The battle lines were drawn in Atlanta as Hermione and Muppet went at each other, bodyguards falling by the minute.

A wounded Ronny Schiatto fled the scene, whilst New York Consigliere BobTheCrafter, flew to Atlanta to takeover on Chicago mobster Kyle. Kyle was soon on his way to the morgue as Bob picked him off.

After receiving a near fatal gunshot wound from Godfather Hermione, Don Muppet sought sanctuary from the Church and made his escape. The injured Godfather had no time for respite with Consigliere Bob taking over from Muppet in the fight.

Minutes after Don Muppet’s escape, the Chicago Godfather’s fate was sealed. Bob’s bullets found their target and Godfather Hermione lay dead alongside Kyle and the shanked Tricky. The Atlanta police department are said to be looking into the matter.