In Your Vaste - Issue 5

A CHANGE GON' COME?

There has been a significant outcry for a change of the judgement system with many calling into question the erratic judgements lately. Incumbent Judge Black Aliss was initially called into question for not punishing those involved in the famous bloodlining scandal despite the populous considering that sufficient evidence was presented for a conviction but the scally wags got away without even a slap on the wrists. Many believe this verdict has encouraged bloodlining. The latest cases added to Judge aliss' roster appear to be for verbal abuse and harassment. Judge Aliss received some praise for her handling of the Glade family case in which bribery was used to quash the charges. Judge Aliss refused the offer of fast food and made the correct decision and it was hoped that the bloodlining debacle was just a blip but that was all thrown out of the window in the case of the doctored evidence. It's alleged that two people were convicted of verbal abuse when a known liar presented evidence showing that he/she was verbally abused. Aliss has always said that she locks up suspects whilst she investigates crimes which allowed the plaintiffs (hence forth referred to as the cat fish to protect it's identity) family an advantage in the war effort. Although we here believe in a innocent until proven guilty approach we can understand this here at In Your Vaste. She convicted the two suspects to a day's incarceration in a federal prison. Judge Aliss later found evidence that the catfish's evidence was severely falsified and also incarcerated the catfish for affray and trying to divert the course of justice. The issue is the fact Judge Aliss didn't over turn the previous conviction despite knowing the basis for the conviction was based on false evidence. She said she maintained the ruling because of Trolling. As a troll, I find it personally offensive that I can be convicted for just being born this way and despise this type of discrimination from our federal representatives but more importantly, there are no laws against trolling and if one were to be created the majority of the population would be convicted permanently. This lack of overturning her previous judgement seems inconsistent with the overturning in the bloodlining case and it is suspected that judge tONYB may of played a part in this overturning.

This is not the first time Aliss' erratic judgements have been called into question through her many years and although we appreciate her time and effort we believe that it may be time that a new official is elected by the public and Aliss respectfully step down. We here at the In Your Vaste team have also contacted representatives from the glade family and understand that his offer of 3 burgers a drink and a favour of an intimate nature from Lord snow still stands as a retirement gift.

So to reiterate, we would like the following:

1) Aliss retirement as judge
2) A new judge or new judges elected
3) Complete transparency of the cases
4) Naming and shaming of the convicted

SUPERFICIAL SAUSAGE, MASSIVE DICK?

In what could be the biggest war in American history after the general populace decided to step in following the bloodlining shambles, detroit heavy hitter Superficial Sausage dies in a run in with a federal agent. Consigliere Sausage was rumoured to be the Real McCoy when it came to hitting and was alleged to be potentially the best gun in the game so his death comes as a shock especially when his prowess is needed the most. With his last words Sausage has stated that his death was a suicide attempt but Sausage is known to be a hot head and most believe he just fucked up.

RIP superficial sausage.

LEARNING WITH JIMMY T (contains bad language)

Hi Jimmy, I see you have a helmet on today. You need to be careful around those walls they may cause ouchies and can just pop out of no where when you're not looking. Today I want to teach you about equality, many believe equality is the fair treatment of people but this isn't true, it's about treating people the same. An example of this is if you call a man a cunt when he is being a cunt it would be equal to call a woman a cunt when she is being a cunt also. If you can get charged for calling someone a cunt just because they're a woman but not when it comes to a man then this isn't equality. In fact the raising of the word cunt as more offensive than the word dick is inequality in itself and if women want to be treated the same as men they need to accept that this also means the bad shit too and grow up. But at the end of the day if the woman who was called a cunt made up the fact she was called a cunt and was convicted of this and it transpired the woman who was alleged to have been called this transpired to be a man no matter on your interpretation of the equality rules the previously convicted should be released. But this is all theoretical and the example is all figurative.

Irrespective of the above I may be gone for a little while as some bat shit crazy judge may charge me for trolling. A small price to pay for freedom of speech. FREE AMBI.