MAFIA MONDO NEWS
Editor/Chief Writter/Only Writter- Lenny

In the past few weeks there have been many fallen members from all sides and cities of crews only going to show that the life they chose is not one that is always showered with the glitz and glamour that many seem to portray it is also filled with death and bullets, a hell storm of bullets and so for those who are not with us today we give our condolences and a moment of silence.

Earlier we managed to get a hold of a decent amount of people to discuss their lost and they were more then happy to share some words with us.

DOWN GOES FRASIER
It seemed like one of the biggest blows to the world and as a shock to some and not surprising to others that Don Joey Valentine perished in the city of New York at 12:03pm Monday afternoon. Many attended his funeral as did I to pay their respects to the Don and it seemed that he died the same way as his many of his friends did, by a bullet from the one and only Don Chariz who seemed to get all his victims the same way, caught Lacking as the kids say these days or for our more educated readers off guard. Yes it seemed that his partner in crime Don Burns was not there to provide the backup that could have changed the tide of battle and maybe created a different outcome. We managed to catch up with both of the Dons and each had their own to say.
From Don Burns, “Don Valentine was my oldest friend, and I’m shocked and saddened that he is gone. He did it the only way he knows – all guns blazing. He was fearless, he fought hard, and I respect him for it.” As for the Don of Miami we asked him a few other questions which he was happy to answer for us but do to the amount he provided us with we thought it best to safe his response for later on.

THE “INNOCENT” Ms. MADE
It seemed that the death of an A&H member came as a shock to all when she was gunned down in the busy streets of New York City at 3:34pm. It seemed and was confirmed that her death came from visiting the funeral of a bodyguard and telling his restless soul a few things that didn’t really hurt anyone until she made the fatal mistake of revealing a known members name who was involved in an attack on another bodyguard. We contacted her boss who had this to say about her untimely death.
“She was a valued member, one who was never afraid to give her services for the family. It saddens me that she is gone. I can't comment much further on the matter. Let's just say she angered another criminal outfit by revealing sensitive information.” It’s no secret who she angered but her death is what some would consider to be a senseless killing.

A CITIZEN MAKING A LIVING?
We managed to contact a fellow citizen, Hymie-Weiss, who was able to shed some light on his business for us.
“Business is well so far, I must say. The Emigrant bank has now 4 clients and it's about to make its fifth contract. Right now the bank holds an undisclosed amount in assets for their clients, and this month I expect to profit undisclosed amount in commissions. Not bad for its first month eh? My aim is to double the assets and the profits as well by the end of the month. How did I get into this business? Well my attorney let me know about this business opportunity. The previous management had ruined the bank, they were willing to sell it for cheap change. I had money, and no ideas what to do with it. So why not?” A prime shining example in how living a healthy crime free life has its rewards. He told us the numbers but we prefer to keep that between us.

NO MO COUNTRY
Well I'll keep it short here mainly because we don’t know the full story and no one wanted to provide any creditable information as to what happened we were only garnished with these simple words, “His time in Chicago was very brief. He conducted himself very well and I had high hopes for him and his future here. As far as I know, he was smart, loyal, and a great associate. What he did came as a surprise. And as soon as I'd heard what had happened I ensured the issue was resolved.” Again we don’t know what happened could have been disrespect or an attempt at going rouge or he could have simply stepped on a crack and broke someone else’s mothers back either way he is gone and will be missed we wish his family the best.

WORDS FROM A DON
We managed to conduct a quick interview while on the private jet of Don Burns because well I’m not trying to get hit by a stray. I made sure to bring my parachute on the trip so once I got what I needed I could leave the plane, I preferred to not get in the way of anyone should shooting occur once the plane landed. I was later informed that the flight was a success and no bullets were fired once the plane landed but hey when are you going to get another chance to skydive am I right haha but back to the news. During the interview the Don gave us these insightful words.
“As for Miami - the turncoat Tiffany got what she deserved for betraying Gunny, and the Vegas traitor DaGroove is where he should be for his treachery - in the ground. I bear them no ill will, and hope that their sins are absolved in death. And for Don Chariz - he will continue to try and become the Godfather. He's a stone cold killer, will be hard to take down, but that doesn't mean we won't continue to try. The man deserves nothing but respect for his prowess and the way that he fights, and he continues to have mine. That said, I can't agree with his methods. One of his oldest friends attempted a coup on JoeyGalone in Dallas, and murdering a Denver Made Man was pointless for a man of his stature - that could easily have been resolved differently. - It's a shame that either he or his family seem to have decided that killing the neutral families is acceptable - I'll never agree with this. This thing of ours is always worse when people can't rank in peace, even in the longest-drawn-out wars.”

I for one liked Tiffany she had pretty eyes…… just a side note. This is why I love Dons without them the paper wouldn’t have any real substance.


AN “INTERVIEW” WITH AMERICA’S MOST LUCKY
Lucky should be his name but it would seem that skill is his game from the war with the late Man and Tyresse to the most recent with the West Coast this man has seemed to dodge and eliminate all his competition with just the few very still standing. We managed to meet or should I say he found us and gave us the privilege to ask him some questions. The Don of Miami had this to say,
“QUESTION: Can you confirm or deny that you ended Valentine's life?
ANSWER: Yes I can confirm I shot and killed Don JoeyValentine, after many attempts, where I traveled to his location, he finally stood and fought me. A fierce battle ensued in the Streets of New York where when I spotted him with his Consigliere Mickey_McStarley, but as luck would have it again I came out on top. Much respect to Don JoeyValentine, he was doing what he thought was right, being manipulated and misguided by a failure of a puppet master WarrenPeace in the background. Sadly that is where he will always be, in the background.
After taking the last breathe away from Joey's lungs I turned my gun on Consigliere Mickey_McStarley, albeit with half of my Security detail dead from the previous battle. I engaged, and bullets filled the street once again before Consigliere Mickey_McStarley made a quick exit out of New York. As luck would have it, I chanced a trip out to Dallas and low and behold landed on Consigliere Mickey_McStarley as he tried to disappear. Another fierce battle ensued, culminating in me hitting Consigliere Mickey_McStarley with a Significant wound, and a Severe wound. It was at that point, Consigliere Mickey_McStarley uses his contacts in the Church to sneak him out of the City from under my nose.

STATEMENT FROM US: As it stands it's just you and JBurns left, a showdown many are grabbing their popcorn for in anticipation.
RESPONSE: Well this is comical, I have engaged Don Burns in various Cities around the Country, and each time the man has fled the fight at his earliest convenience. I have come close to ending his life on occasion where I just missed the main artery in his neck with a Near Fatal shot as he tried to disappear. I am not out to disrespect the man, I am merely stating, that the popcorn you are grabbing, best have a long use by date on it by the way the 'Attackers' Las Vegas Crime Family are fighting. {Harsh I know}

QUESTION: Also as it seems you're Boss the ever so beautiful TiffanyTiwsted {and I do mean beautiful} was gunned down in Dallas at around 4pm do you have anything to say to those who played a hand in her departure?
ANSWER: TiffanyTiwsted died heroically in the line of duty defending her spiritual home of Miami. She throw herself selflessly into the line of fire knowing the possible outcome. Her picture hangs high in the Miami HQ. Along with TiffanyTiwsted, DaGroove, a complicated, cunning and enthusiastic Boss, threw caution to the wind as usual and went head first into the lion’s den, where unfortunately he drew his last breath. For now the world is a safer place for the enemy, they should count themselves lucky this man is not on their tail anymore. His picture also hangs proudly in the Miami HQ. These pictures of TiffanyTiwsted, Dagroove and the countless others who have lost their lives to perpetual attacks on our Family, lay as a reminder as the price we pay everyday here in Miami for Freedom and the never say die attitude that bonds us all together, the most loyal Family in history.
Sons & Soldiers
Chariz

Yeah he didn’t meet up with us but he sent a letter so I’ll take it better than nothing which is what I thought he was going to give us so shoutout to Don Chariz for not leaving us hanging. With so many of the lost soldiers we are not going to take the time to single out certain members in an obituary so with that said R.I.P to all the lost souls. We wish all those still alive the best of luck and the friendly advice of sleep with your gun because no place is safe not jail and neither is the bathroom where The Detroit Tyrants Goomba Sai was found shanked to death in what his child commented as to being a requested kill. Guess he couldn't handle the pressure of living huh or dying with dignity so may his child pass with gun in hand and clip empty.
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