CORRIGENDUM: Correction to LA NOTIZIE DI COSA NOSTRA – I, Dated August 9

In reference to LA NOTIZIE DI COSA NOSTRA – I dated August 9, regarding Bumpy’s participation in the demise of his enemies, we have identified an error that requires correction. The following amendments should be noted:

1. Bumpy was nowhere to be seen during those times as he was hiding, fearing for his life.
2. Bumpy was seen in Alaska enjoying the cold weather with his rumored lover, Beet.

We apologize for any confusion or inconvenience caused by the inaccuracies in the previous issue of LA NOTIZIE DI COSA NOSTRA. Our commitment to accuracy and transparency remains unwavering.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,

B. Carpio
Editor in Chief
IL GIORNALE DEL DIAVOLO
August 9