TiTS - THE DISEASE THAT WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

TINY THUMB SYNDROME (TiTS) the newly emerged disease has claimed its first fatality, for those not aware TiTS causes it's unfortunate host to INSTANTLY lose their thumb size over night until only tiny stubs remain; Willaim Anderson a GANGSTER from New York found himself in Chicago during a full fledged fire fight unable to hitch-hike his way home nor properly hold a gun due to his condition he was swiftly and BRUTALLY murdered in cold blood afternoon time in down town Chicago.
For any red blooded American personal protection is the only thing stopping us getting invaded by our enemy’s, to strip that right away is simple unpatriotic!
Lets hope our boys can find a cure soon!

Note – All donations to help further raise awareness and find a cure can be given to FrancisGrant.


FIGHT ME IRL AND THE DEATH OF A BOSS

Well known businessman and criminal mastermind Mikey Palmese who operated from Los Angeles was gunned down in the early hours of Sunday morning in what appears to be a BOTCHED kidnapping.
Silenced a HOODLUM from Miami was apparently visiting on business when he was grabbed by several ARMED men when in a quick move he pulled out his pistol, firing several shots striking Mr Palmese multiple times.
In an attempt to collect himself Silenced went to the new café #DOTORG using the alias SCOTTY he ran into an accomplice of Mr Palmese under the name GLADE; after a back and forth of harsh words and death threats it all came to a pop with one party shouting “FIGHT ME IRL”, for readers who are unfamiliar IRL is the new hip street drug in which users experience an inflated ego and funny balls.

CONSPIRACY THEORY
By: Taxi Driver

Hey, welcome to my cab. Where are you off to today? Really? It might take a few because traffic is absolutely backed up out there. Some schmo jumped the lights at Fourth and read more