The Tabloid News Issue XXXII
Chef Pickles: Editor-In-Chief

FROM THE EDITOR

I think everyone will be shocked to see two editions of The Tabloid News out so close to each other. I know I am. This is the hardest I’ve worked in the newspaper game in, well, forever. I do enjoy the brief respite from the hot kitchen to the typewriter. We have much to discuss in this edition, so as everyone in the past has said, “On with the news!”

THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF RINGMASTER PICKLES

For the 3% of the reading populace who actually cared about the death of Ringmaster Pickles, we have the truth behind his death. Some have rumoured he died as part of the ongoing hostilities between Los Angeles and the remnants of Las Vegas. Others said it was freak accident involving circus animals. The truth is far more hilarious. At a Tabloid News party, RM Pickles (who had read more

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