The Tabloid News – Special Rocket Edition
Chef Pickles: Editor-In-Chief or Editor-In-Chef

FROM THE EDITOR

There comes a time in every journalist’s life when a hard line must be drawn. Will he cover the important stories regardless of who his boss is, or will he print the truth? We at The Tabloid News take pride in our journalistic integrity, and are devoting this special edition to the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the ugly truth about La Stidda Mafia leader, Rocket – the scourge of old ladies’ purses and farmer’s daughter’s virginity. So, no matter what may come . . . on with the news!

ROCKET IDENTIFIED AS SALAMI VIGILANTE

First, it is not what you think you gutter minded heathen. Over the recent weeks, street mimes have been assaulted and bludgeoned nearly to death by a mysterious figure whose weapon of choice is salami. Af read more

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